Idk if you’ve heard this story, but I hadn’t… and I felt it needed to be shared. Meet Garfield High School C/O 2013 Senior, Jessica Lee. Pretty girl, seems sweet. Nothing ‘gangster‘ about her, right?
Do you remember putting all that thought into your senior quote so when people looked back they’d think all highly of you and everything? Probably chose some mumbo-jumbo about success or greatness or something, which was exactly the opposite of what your ideal quote would have been.
Well Jessica did just that with her senior quote:
“Flourine uranium carbon potassium bismuth technetium helium sulfur germanium thulium oxygen neon yttrium.”
You recognize the words… no real significance, right? Just some smart ass quote. Well, “smart ass” is right.
”(F)Flourine (U)uranium (C)carbon (K)potassium (Bi)bismuth (Tc)technetium(He)helium (S)sulfur (Ge)germanium (Tm)thulium (O)oxygen (Ne)neon(Y)yttrium.”
“Fuck bitches, get money.”
Published right there in a high schol yearbook. Went over all the administrator’s heads and everything. Keeping it real definitely went wrong for GHS administrators.. Excuse our French, but Jessica, You’re a motherfucking BOSS.